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George Washingmachine was a revolutionary American home appliance. In the revolution against British manufacturers back in '76, it was discovered that Americans could wash their clothes by dumping them in Boston harbor.

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However, not everybody lived in Boston, so the George Mark I was developed to bring Boston harbor to every Middlesex village and farm and declare everybody's clothes clean and independent! This helped because most of their jobs were to keep the Tree of Liberty refreshed with the blood of patriots and tyrants, which is its natural manure and manure is really hard to get off your clothes.

So everyone was so relieved by this important labor saving device that they elected it President of the United States!

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